100 Funny Thanksgiving Sayings for Signs

4 min readNov 17, 2024

Thanksgiving is the perfect holiday to express gratitude, indulge in delicious food, and share some laughs with family and friends.

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What better way to set the tone than with a hilarious Thanksgiving sign?

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Whether you’re decorating your home, hosting a dinner party, or looking for inspiration for Thanksgiving crafts, these 100 funny Thanksgiving sayings will have everyone smiling.

Funny Thanksgiving Sayings for Signs

For the Food Lovers

“Feast Mode: Activated.”
“Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.”
“Stuffed with love… and turkey.”
“Life is better when you’re eating pie.”
“Gobble ’til you wobble.”
“Keep calm and cranberry on.”
“Pumpkin pie fixes everything.”
“Turkey: The only guest I look forward to on Thanksgiving.”
“Carbs don’t count today!”
“Butterball is the MVP.”

For the Cooking Enthusiasts

“This kitchen is for pies only.”
“I’m just here to supervise the turkey.”
“Gravy makes everything better.”
“Caution: Hot turkey ahead.”
“Baste it like you mean it!”
“Don’t blame me if it’s dry; blame the turkey.”
“Turkey so good, even the pilgrims would approve.”
“Chef in the making… or burning.”
“Stuff it and love it.”
“Pie first, questions later.”

For the Thankful Mindset

“Thankful for stretchy pants.”
“Grateful, thankful, and a little bit stuffed.”
“Eat, drink, and give thanks… but mostly eat.”
“My cup runneth over… with gravy.”
“Gratitude tastes like pumpkin pie.”
“Family, food, and a nap. Life is good.”
“Too blessed to be stressed (until the dishes).”
“Thankful for leftovers.”
“Thanksgiving calories don’t count.”
“Counting blessings, not calories.”

For the Humor-Loving Hosts

“You had me at mashed potatoes.”
“Wine not stay for dessert?”
“Save a turkey, eat dessert first.”
“Guests bring the wine, hosts bring the food coma.”
“Pass the turkey, not the drama.”
“Let’s talk turkey (and eat it too).”
“Full plates, fuller hearts.”
“Turkey and tantrums welcome here.”
“Keep the traditions; lose the dishes.”
“We may be dysfunctional, but we’re still family.”

For the Turkey Puns Fans

“Let’s get basted!”
“Talk turkey to me.”
“What the cluck? It’s Thanksgiving!”
“Bird is the word.”
“Turkey: The original influencer.”
“Quit your gobblin’.”
“I only have pies for you.”
“Turkey: Proof that dinosaurs were delicious.”
“Leg day, Thanksgiving edition.”
“Birds of a feather roast together.”

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For the Pie-Lovers

“Pies before guys.”
“You had me at pumpkin spice.”
“Whisking you a happy Thanksgiving!”
“Don’t go baking my heart.”
“Apple of my pie.”
“Bake the world a butter place.”
“Pie it forward.”
“Eat pie, be happy.”
“It’s always pie o’clock.”
“Pie cures everything.”

For Football and Turkey Bowl Fans

“Feast, then football.”
“Touchdowns and turkey legs.”
“Football first, food later (just kidding).”
“Tackle your plate like a pro.”
“Turkey Bowl MVP.”
“Drafting gravy in the first round.”
“Game day calories don’t count.”
“Huddle up for dessert.”
“Blitzing through the buffet.”
“Offense wins games, gravy wins dinners.”

For After-Dinner Laughs

“Nap hard, eat harder.”
“Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
“Alexa, do the dishes.”
“Sweater weather = stretchy pants weather.”
“Leftovers are my love language.”
“Eat first, argue later.”
“Calories? Never heard of them.”
“Hibernation starts now.”
“No turkeys were harmed in the making of this nap.”
“Gravy flows where love grows.”

For the Family Vibes

“Family, food, and awkward conversations.”
“Bless the food, ignore the drama.”
“Pass the peace… and the pie.”
“We fight, we feast, we love.”
“A thankful heart is a happy heart (and full stomach).”
“Our family runs on turkey and tea.”
“Grandma’s cooking is undefeated.”
“Family: A little bit of crazy, a lot of love.”
“Dysfunctional Thanksgiving champions 2024.”
“Eat, laugh, and survive family dinner.”

For Wine Lovers

“Pour some gravy on me.”
“Wine not pair turkey with red?”
“Sip happens, pass the wine.”
“Whine less, wine more.”
“Pairing wine with pie: An art form.”
“In vino veritas… and pumpkin pie.”
“Cheers to no more cooking!”
“Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
“Stuffing + wine = happiness.”
“Pour decisions are made on Thanksgiving.”